licensing life (Score 1)

We need to license masturbation, sex or other forms of pleasure to a common equilization account which would them be distributed amungst porn producers. These artists work long and hard to make ends meet and shouldn't be left out if we find their methods enjoyable; they surly then deserve a monetary renumeration. For one, would defintly like to compensate the one who taught me how to have a girl scream 'stick it in me again you cock studded cowboy', when I touch her elbow.

Regards.