Uh Oh Spaghettio (Score 1)

It's a relief that this plot for power is getting enough exposure to burst. With all the problems with drugs, narcotics, cocaine, marijuana, (watch for that brown mudslide though, it's probably contaminated and full of virus' and bacteria), I'm warning everyone now that soon we will all be run by nationalist radicals. Let's just start recruitment from Somalia, Nigeria, Yemen, Mexico (Is that south of the border? I can't recall). Compared to lightening and blizzards, these gangs and cartels are spreading across our interstate like erosion on mud. We could just try to evacuate part of our society, but we would all probably just become animals probably just join Al-Shabaab. I doubt that would bring any closure, though, we would be lost in the dark without aid. You could possibly call it a return to fundamentalism. Watch me become a pirate. I want to be a pirate. *James Bond alarm sound*