Am I the only one surprised to learn that he's *not* gay? Seriously, I don't mean that as a troll, I honestly always assumed he was until I read about his wife.
Blasphemy! One to beam down.
That's easy for your to say, You're still alive!
You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.