Scott Lockwood's Journal: Arrgh! FSCKing Gmail!

So, how damn long do I have to wait before *I* get invites! I've had my gmail account for over a week now, and I can't invite anyone yet. :(

It's a drought

[turg]

It's got nothing to do with how long you've had your account. It was six weeks after I got my account that I first got the ability to send invites. The people I invited got the ability to send invites immediately. I got more invites every day for a week or two there.

Now I haven't had any new invites to send out for a week either. The run is over. You'll have to wait for the next one.

Re:It's a drought

[turg]

Three weeks after the service started people just got a handful of invites. Six weeks after that, everyone got as many invites as they could give away for a week or two (you'd get a batch of three to six and you'd get another batch about 12 to 24 hours after you gave the last invite away).

I don't think there's any pattern that can be used for predictions. They give out invites when they need more users for whatever it is they're testing at that point.

2003 Sneak Preview

[Gendou]

The new year is almost upon us and I thought it might be a nice gift to the faithful
readers of trolltalk to offer this sneak preview of upcoming movies, scheduled to be
released in 2003. Enjoy!

Vladman

The story of a troubled man whose Momma was tormented by prank callers. The phoning
episode leaves young Scott scarred for life and spawns a dark alter ego, "Vladman", who
fights peaceful, quiet internet communities with his grossly obese superpowers and
profound lack of intelligence. This film is a sure-fi

In The Ghetto XXXI (starring Grandma Lockwood)

[Janez Pavel Lockwood]

A burning wet fart scalded Vlad's colon and rectum as he twitched awake. Vlad laid in bed, shaking at the horrible images that had danced through his sleeping mind. Sweat streamed from his forehead, trickled through his greasy scalp and soaked his pillow. This had been the worst nightmare yet. Vlad had dreamt that he was married to a 400-pound bag of soul-sucking gelatin. Living in a double-wide trailer filled with Jerry Springer moments, his only joy was his two sexy sons.

Vlad slipped out of bed and tip-t

In the Ghetto Part XXXI

[GreenMicrovlad]

A burning wet fart scalded Vlad's colon and rectum as he twitched awake. Vlad laid in bed, shaking at the horrible images that had danced through his sleeping mind. Sweat streamed from his forehead, trickled through his greasy scalp and soaked his pillow. This had been the worst nightmare yet. Vlad had dreamt that he was married to a 400-pound bag of soul-sucking gelatin. Living in a double-wide trailer filled with Jerry Springer moments, his only joy was his two sexy sons.

Vlad slipped out of bed and