I'm pretty sure that all cats would just tell you they want to has cheezeburger.

Draft horses used to lay cable. They still do, but they used to, too.

I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

Looks like someone didn't read the parent's subject line ;) "Predicted future news..." Not sure why it was modded "Interesting" though, I'd have gone with "Funny" myself.

No, the numbers will be generated a little later, but the data has traveled backwards in time because of this new force. Check the summary yesterday, it will surely have been back there by then.

It's actually Libary of Congress-Football Fields per Olympic Sized Swimming pool.

It's actually a Fire Tetrahedron, but the other dimension is pretty obscure, you probably haven't heard of it.

It's because they're exploding!

Just get Amazon to start looking for the Higgs boson, some pigeon will do the work for them.

My company makes a good bit of money off something that was once patented. The patent is now expired, and we are allowed to make it. I don't know the whole history of it, but the only reason we don't patent our product is because it already had a patent, and it's now expired (and, of course, we didn't invent the basic technology but more of a method of producing them). I would bet there are *tons* of products that are sold now that used to be covered by patents.

Also, the plural of "foot" is "feet", not "foots".

The antimatter, for one, welcomes me as it's new overlord.

T-Mobile, now with 33% more G!

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I hear ya man. Tastes kinda like spotted owl.