Comment Spam (Score 2) 94
Mr. Bun: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?
Slashdot Waitress: Well, there's egg and Cowboy Neal; egg, sausage and bacon; Linux and spam; egg, Windows NT and spam; egg, Bill Gates, Linux and spam....(Vikings start singing in background).
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, science articles, Red Hat Linux and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!
Waitress: Ech!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!
Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, Windows 2000, spam, spam, spam and spam.