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:But the worst thing is when you do get a
:girlfriend, they always bitch about you
:being on the computer and you have to say
:"HEY WOMAN!!! SHUT UP, I'M DOING SOMETHING
:POINTFUL HERE, UNLIKE YOU WATCHING TV ALL
:THE TIME!!!!!"

You, bucko, hang out with the wrong women.

Your fault, not theirs.