Sadly, I think that neither that will happen nor will any new particles be discovered.
Not finding anything new with the LHC will actually be quite an exciting result in and of itself. Mostly it will tell us that our current theories of particle physics are wrong.
Don't kid yourself -- they're not looking to build a bullet train, they're looking for another handout.
California pays more in federal taxes then it received in services every year. According to the Tax Foundation (http://www.taxfoundation.org/research/show/22685.html, page 5) in 2005 California received $0.78 from the federal government for every dollar paid. In 2005 (the most recent report) they were 43rd among states for money received. Saying they are looking for another handout is a bit of a stretch.
Yet, somehow, we don't know the basic workings of our own bodies.
Part of the problem is that it is very hard to do systematic tests on people the same way it is done in the other branches of science. Slightly adjusting an experiment that involves semi-conductor impurities is easier then having someone's spleen removed (or added) bit by bit to examine the effects.
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