Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

I think you'll find that, in the UK at least, household current can be anything up to 13 amperes. Household voltage must be 230 VAC (+10% -6%).

Is that the metric or imperial fuckton?

I think you'll find that the sun is, in fact, exploding exactly like a hydrogen bomb.

I know it's bad form to reply to oneself but, in all seriousness, in 10 years I don't think it'll matter what his iPad looks like, he will have format-shifted his entire library to the new whizz-bang iPad 10HD or whatever the hip kids are using and those books will still be just as readable as they are now.

It'll be a rectangle with rounded corners. ;o)

Millenium 2.2 FTW! I loved that game and wasted many, many an evening / night on it.

I think the clue is in the name, you are speaking English not American.

Or just install rockbox which allows you to play .FLAC files on most iPods.

I don't know if you have watched recently but MTV no longer shows music videos, it is full of My Super Sweet 16 and The Osbournes/Run's House or whatever celebrity they can dig up from decades past.

Do you have a link to the 'skanky bikini amateurs' webpage?