While ignoring the fact that this is again just another one of those things that were invented to help Americans remain fat and lazy (seriously, can't even get up to change a tv channel?), this device was quite much copied from Nokia's symbian phones.

Even back in the 90's you could control your TV with your Symbian based phone, as they had infrared. I used to do that. It was fun to shut down TV in school classes too. I don't see a need for duplicate device, just use your phone.

Well that's mostly because all western women are ugly, big and fat. Japanese and Koreans, on the other hand...

There's a reason why Mark Zuzgerberg chose Chinese wife.

Since pirates are depressed people, these will be perfect fit for depressed pirates.

Non-depressed people socialize on Facebook and share interesting things with their friends. Depressed people go to Google+, limit their circles heavily and follow geek celebrities instead of their friends (if they have any).

I recently got depressed. I noticed that I would just stay in, drink cheap alcohol and download stuff to pass time. Often I watch something for a while, but it seems stupid too. Then I try to chat, but I've noticed that people are now wanting to chat much less. I could go to IRC but.. where would I go? I don't even know what I would talk about. There wasn't this problem before.

Even porn doesn't interest me anymore. Before I used to wank at least once a day, even more some times. Now it's down to once a week if even that. And I always cum so hard that it feels like I'm going to faint.

Now I spend 18 hours a day browsing slashdot. Sometimes I get too drunk and tell everyone to go to hell. Then I feel bad the next day and come back, just to get drunk again and discuss Linux.