"That's okay, I'll drink tea."
I like tea, you have a problem with tea?
"That's okay, I'll move inland."
I'm already inland so I'll just have beach front property - sweet!
"That's okay, I'll just eat less food."
with all this extra water, sea life will flourish - I love sea food! SUSHI TIME!!
"That's okay, I'll stay indoors during the summer."
I live in the desert right now, I already live indoors during the summer - sweet no change there!!
"That's okay, I'll buy guns and fend them off."
Dude I already have guns - lots of em THIS IS JUST GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!
"That's okay, I'll live underground."
Hell it would be cooler then it is now, especially during the summer - I'll try it out!