With Disney involved, I'm sure we all realize that the goal is to milk every penny possible from every property they own. Now, I don't see 5-year-olds wanting EyeSquid plushies to snuggle up with at night, and the Xenomorph language doesn't really lend itself to singing any catchy tunes, so maybe they're aiming at adult collectors of Alien swag?

We do not need to make using apostrophes easier. People already use them in far too many places where they do not belong.

Since when are chip deals measured in gigawatts? Is that 10 chips or 10 million?

I wonder if Realpage has a team working on this?

So now EVs will only be allowed in carry-on bags?

So of course "activist investors" (aka "assholes") come along, insist that Southwest is leaving dollars on the table, and try to turn them into the same thing from which they were trying to be different, in the name of shareholders. Somehow, this needs to be stopped, before everything on the planet is enshittified.

Maybe we should un-sanction them now that Microsoft has been weaponized.

Welcome to PHv6, with so many phone numbers we'll never run out, and everyone is assigned their number at birth.

Slack is owned by Salesforce now, so why is anyone surprised by this? They've been harvesting customer data for years...

Johnny 5 needs more input...

This should walk that star across the universe like an off-balance washing machine.

If it was aliens, they wouldn't be dead, and we'd all be meeting some new friends...

Sounds like a future mining opportunity to me.

And that's one of the biggest problems with Wall Street. You have to have continuous growth, even once the market is basically saturated (see Netflix). If you can't meet these crazy expectations, you get clobbered.

Don't they already do that? My last Uber driver, back to the airport leaving re:Invent, told me that Uber wanted drivers to lease Teslas for $500/week from them. There were _tons_ of Uber Teslas there, so it seems believable.