Coming soon to your nearest bookstore:

• "The art of touch"
• "kill HOWTO by Hans Reiser"
• "sleep in a nutshell"
• "First date for dummies"
• "bash: the martial arts basics"

Try elinks, bro.

* "Flashmobber" (for successfully DDoSing a site with Slashdot effect);
* "Slashdot achieves thou" (for posting In Soviet Russia joke in 5 different threads);
* "First pots" (obviously);
* "Karma Chameleon" (make your Excellent karma Terrible by sparking flame wars).