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Comment Re:calculus (Score 1) 458

See, there was this plane flying in from Poland. It was full of Polish immigrants coming to New York for the very first time. After a long and boring run over the ocean, the pilot comes on the PA, "We are now arriving in New York City, in the United States of America, land of opportunity. If you look out the right windows, you will see the Statue of Liberty, symbol of freedom." The Polish immigrants pile over to look at the Statue in all its glory when suddenly the plane explodes. Engineers pour over the wreckage, and cannot find any mechanical failures anywhere on the plane. The final conclusion? There were just too many poles in the right-half of the plane.

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