They sure taught Tridgell a lesson, didn't they? /s

When you become a Bird Person, stay away from a Tammy. She's bad for you.

Discord is simply living up to its name. Truth in advertising!

> I tried that in the past. Unfortunately, because all the spam that got forwarded to gmail, my mail server ended up on an RBL.

Exactly. I don't allow users to forward to Gmail, because the issue isn't even whether or not it *is* spam, it's whether or not Google *thinks* it's spam. Google sure doesn't mind being the biggest spam spewer on the planet, but heaven forbid someone wants to forward their own mail to themselves.

"We don't have to." -- Ernestine (Lily Tomlin)

I'm pretty sure Google knows an unacceptably large number of its AI summaries are wrong, and they don't care. Just like they don't care their search engine has turned to crap. They have no reason to care.

Oh boy. And you just *know* most of the people teaching all these classes don't know anything about it. It's going to be students turning in assignments LLMs wrote for them, graded by LLMs.

Predicts eating crap stuck to your shoe is the hot new trend for 2026.

Investor call: We've reduced our office space by 100%!
Dinner conversation with spouse: Our office burned down in a fire.

Boeing was taken over by McDonnell Douglas, who took on the Boeing name because they'd already tarnished their own. Now they've done the same to Boeing.

If this is anything like AI generated subtitles, it's going to be really awful.

This is completely incorrect. It was not the COBOL systems that failed, it was the "modern" front ends to them that failed.

American cheese and "processed cheese product" are two different things. That's why Kraft Singles are called that and not Kraft American Cheese Singles. Legally it's not even cheese, while American cheese is.

I've known enough CEOs to be mortally embarrassed to be known as one. And no board would believe you were for real unless you asked for an obscenely generous compensation package.

According to AI experts, the job most replaceable by AI is CEO. Which leads back to why in the world are they so fantastically overpaid?

It sounds like they've firmly planted their feet on the road to oblivion.