American cheese and "processed cheese product" are two different things. That's why Kraft Singles are called that and not Kraft American Cheese Singles. Legally it's not even cheese, while American cheese is.

I've known enough CEOs to be mortally embarrassed to be known as one. And no board would believe you were for real unless you asked for an obscenely generous compensation package.

According to AI experts, the job most replaceable by AI is CEO. Which leads back to why in the world are they so fantastically overpaid?

It sounds like they've firmly planted their feet on the road to oblivion.

So, it's just like their products. Getting worse and worse.

Apparently everything is AI now.

If it takes them more than two hours to look at the first page of the site, that's also a problem.

Isn't it great how nobody running this site can do the absolute bare minimum the people running this site should be expected to do?

Tell us you just started using "AI" to check for ToS violations without telling us you just started using "AI" to check for ToS violations.

Also means this is the time to sell your shares, before they're worthless.

Can't speculate about that which does not exist.

"I need a Python script that steals all of ChatGPT's user's credentials."

Shiva, I had no idea you were on Slashdot. Can't wait for your next site, inventorofbitcoin.com . Maybe you can get an actress to marry you again.

I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex.

If they consider two years long-term, I'd hate to see what they consider short-term.