Next they'll be telling us is that his blood isn't really green. What a mind-blow that would be!

That's because 'Enterprise Solution' is people.

But then you'll just be doomed to an endless cycle of horror. Since you'll have forgotten what was so bad about it, you'll click on it again. Then you'll have to take the treatment all over again. And the cycle will continue ad infinitum.

I am reminded of The Chimp and the Woman".

Possibly a little off topic but, anyone notice how UAC bears an uncanny resemblance to a certain company that opened the gates of hell? I mean, the similarities are striking.