Romberg - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Oh no, my motherboard is caught in the door. (Score 3, Funny) 92

by Romberg on Friday December 30, 2011 @10:27AM (#38538506) Attached to: Transistor Made From Cotton Yarn

What happens, is that you now enabled hyper-threading .

by Romberg on Sunday October 02, 2011 @09:18PM (#37586802) Attached to: Children Helped Decorate Prehistoric Caves of France

It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

by Romberg on Tuesday September 27, 2011 @02:23PM (#37530178) Attached to: Robot Workforce Threatens Education-Intensive Jobs

DEATH TO THE ROBOT BUTLERS!

by Romberg on Monday September 19, 2011 @03:20PM (#37447914) Attached to: "Subconscious Mode" Could Boost Phone Battery Life

Ain't that the truth!

by Romberg on Tuesday August 30, 2011 @08:55AM (#37252814) Attached to: Environmental Enforcement Agents Targeting Guitars

Oh come on! The wood will end up in guitars used by musicians. Drugs will be involved sooner or later.

by Romberg on Monday August 29, 2011 @08:13PM (#37248916) Attached to: The Quest For an EV Fast-Charge Standard

But I don't live anywhere near shore power!

by Romberg on Wednesday August 24, 2011 @08:31AM (#37190372) Attached to: Using Tablets Becoming Popular Bathroom Activity

They were both on a date, just not with each other.

by Romberg on Sunday July 24, 2011 @12:12PM (#36863516) Attached to: Suggesting Innovative Uses For Retired Space Shuttles

Who made it through all 12? I could only get to 3, then bleah. Crap, crap, crap.

by Romberg on Tuesday June 28, 2011 @07:20AM (#36595284) Attached to: Capcom Announces Unreplayable Game

So, game design has evolved into listing what would make your game great, then doing the exact opposite. Score!

by Romberg on Wednesday May 18, 2011 @02:46PM (#36170008) Attached to: Man Demonstrates His New Bionic Hand

Some days later, he was treated for massive friction burns on his dick. "It was great until I started smelling smoke," he said.

by Romberg on Sunday April 03, 2011 @09:36AM (#35699390) Attached to: Vatican Warns That Internet Promotes Satanism

Want to worship Satan? There's an app for that.

by Romberg on Thursday November 11, 2010 @09:34AM (#34196016) Attached to: Australian State Govt. To Fund iPads For Doctors

They also promise more machines that go *ping*.

by Romberg on Tuesday November 09, 2010 @02:49PM (#34177924) Attached to: Mystery Missile Launched Near LA

Now commencing Operation ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!!!!

by Romberg on Monday October 25, 2010 @11:04AM (#34013452) Attached to: Firefox Extension Makes Social-Network ID Spoofing Trivial

yeah, like I'm gonna click on your link.....

by Romberg on Sunday August 15, 2010 @12:29PM (#33257518) Attached to: Ikatako Virus Replaces Victims' Files With Pictures of Squid

Squidward Tentacles is assisting police with their inquiries.