Knowing the oddbudman personally I can attest for the fact he has no eyes so you'll have to excuse his obvious oversight. It all began in 1995 when he attempted to solder a maurie design onto his forearm (at the time he was wearing brown onion belts and could not afford to purchase time with a full tattooing artist). Well things went pretty well until he detected that he required to scratch his eye. Normally doing this whatever tool he could he took the opportunity to harness the scratching power of the soldering iron. The rest is as they say history. I was driving a 1982 Ford Laser at that time and the car was having trouble getting up large hills, it was also distinctly powerless on a windy day. Who knows what was wrong with it.