Jeeezz.... fella. Can I recommend a good decaf?

Look buddy, this is Slashdot ok? This is no place for common sense.

And why in the hell can bicyclists ride on the street and not have insurance or a tag?

Isnt the kill switch called OnStar?

I hate to contradict you( not really ) but, actually the observable universe DOES rotate around me. Glad I could clear that up for you.

If I were you , I would stay out of small aircraft.

I can tell you have never been to Austin.

Fucking Austin... I can confirm this. I swear they dick the traffic up on purpose, because there is no way its an accident. I sat in a line behind a red light on 360 for about 45 minutes- on numerous occasions. Once thru the light there was barely another car on the road. They do it so people will bitch about traffic and be more agreeable to that light-rail crap.

Do you mean to tell us that you can drive on city streets for 5 minutes between reds??? What is the name of this fairy-tale land?

My vote is for your version.

Its called Hollywood.

Too bad there arent things like books or the internet where people can learn alternative explanations of things.

Dunning and Kruger seem to be awfully sure of themselves. Just sayin.

Probably something that emacs users cant do, like kiss a girl, or turn off a Star Trek marathon, talk to their fathers... I can go on.

Perhaps this is why we have a quantum mechanics steeped in probability. At small scales reality, when observed, is a roll | D20 >