Sabé!! (Score 1)

Everyone loves to forget about the most under-credited character in Menace: Sabé, the queen's decoy. Without her interference at a crucial moment of the palace battle, the Trade Federation would still be holed up in Naboo.

So instead, who do we get to see on plastered on one SW Insider magazine after another? Aurra f-ing Sing, the bald freaky long-fingered antennaed albino who has the important job of, get this, looking from right to left (or is that the other way around) as the podracers go by. Oh my, let's all bow down to her; after all, she's a bounty hunter!

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