I bet most stopped right there.

can I have your stereo?

* (in this case)

uninformed? (I didn't watch it, but I heard about it (or not), so that makes me qualified to have an opinion. I heard it sucked, therefore I think it sucks too! baaa.)

uneducated? (WTF? I don't get this mythologee philosophic claptrap. WTF is a parable? Something in math?! Two male bovines? I don't get it! Therefore it is dumb. qed.)

inattentive? (WTF? It took 6 YEARS? If it isn't 140 chars. or 2 minutes on YouTube I don't have time! Text me wut is al abt,k thx!)

unimaginative? (I want it ALL EXPLAINED dammit! There better be a machine that turns a dude into smoke or something, because *that* I could understand!)