Your bare rectum is rancid to such a degree that my cock sniffed it out from miles away! Now, with your asshole opening itself to my cock as if it's a circular door from a science fiction movie, I shall shove my cock into your feces-infested anus and let loose my tadpole friends. My dreams are finally realized! Let's begin! What say you?

My, my, my! Your asshole is rancid, and it's also filled with feces! This is the greatest day of my entire life! I can scarcely believe that such a foul asshole presented itself to my fetid cock. What say my putrid cock and your rotting bowels get acquainted with one another? Afterwards, I can fill your disgusting rectum with my little white tadpole friends! Finally, after the two are married, I can whisper sweet nothings into your bare Bayer aspirin hole. We will make this a yoctosecond to remember! What say you?