I see that your cock is giving my rancid anus the eye. Since the last Slashdotter just got done releasing his diseased seed into my repugnant rectum, I suppose I'm free. Why not shove your smelly cock into my asshole and pump until feces forces its way out? What say you?

Wow! Now that is a rancid rectum if I ever saw one! I can't wait to stick my smegma-covered cock into your smelly asshole and smooch your bowels! What say you?