Real World Stuff's Journal: New Harry Potter Book July 21, 2007!

Ron dies.

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[Red Foreskin]

Please be gentle with me when the publicity shots for the next movie start appearing. Last year you rubbed me pretty raw. Oh, and don't go read about the naked Harry Potter show in england or I may never recover.

Seriously?

[Scott Lockwood]

You suck.

Ron?

[Profane MuthaFucka]

There's a character named Ron? Damn you for spoiling the surprise, as I haven't read any of the books or seen any of the movies yet.

Not Ron. Harry.

[bettiwettiwoo]

Harry Potter does. It's the only way to kill Voldemort, who, after all those shenanigans in the Goblet of Fire has a little bit of Harry's life in him (or something). So the two main characters that J.K. Rowlings says will die are those two.

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[Ethelred Unraed]

No no no. Voldemort cuts off Harry's hand and says, Harry, I am your father.

Then Rowling does seven prequels and makes even more money. And we all buy it while complaining about how she raped our childhood because we're all fucking wankers.

It's gotta happen.

Cheers,

Ethelred

Harry Potterwalker

[bettiwettiwoo]

And Hermione is his twin sister. And that's why she was busy flirting with Ron all the time. And Voldemort will put on his helmet, it's his spell helmet, and breathe funny - he's got a thing for Hermione. Or for Ron. It all makes sense now. Or not.

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[Real World Stuff]

One has to wonder [photobucket.com].