This is Chris. The AC you're replying to is not Chris. Thanks for the laugh!

Rumor has it that PornHub wants to compete with YouTube for non-pornographic videos. Everyone wants YouTube to have competition. The PornHub name might be hard to deal with.

That never stopped Donald Trump from being a landlord — or POTUS.

Considering that the drone pilot will most likely be a ex-CIA drone pilot with years of experience in blowing up Afghanistan wedding parties, they will use YOU for target practice and still deliver the pizza in 30 minutes or less.

I used to go to Blockbuster until a feminist's escape pod destroyed the store.

Task is when a regular employee does it. Job is when the client pays $100/hr for a minimum of four hours.

Unless you are an I.T. contractor for short-term projects. My shortest jobs are 4 hours and longest jobs are one year. Whenever a hiring manager asks me why I don't want a "regular" job, I ask why they are hiring a contractor instead of a "regular" employee. It is a free market economy after all.

Hospitals with document management systems to store electronic patient records. If the IT department is any good, dedicated VLANs should restrict the flow of data over the network. Too often everything is on the General VLAN.

Tech support workers make $10/hr to $25/hr. Those numbers are probably higher today, say $15/hr to $30/hr, because $15/hr is or will be minimum wage in some parts of Silicon Valley. As housing costs go up and unemployment goes down, the supply of cheap tech support workers has been dwindling. Google and other tech companies will have to pay more for a cheap tech support.

All those hot French-Canadian women in Quebec!

Where else would beautiful goth lesbian chicks work at?

My parents played Monopoly and listened to big bang music during World War II.

Usually when we see layoff notices for San Francisco and Silicon Valley, it's followed by the cry: "The unicorns are dying! The unicorns are dying!"

No, thanks. I'm waiting for Disco Duck. Better soundtrack.

Going from 0W to 100W in 17 minutes is an awfully long time.