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Applications are now being accepted for positions in heaven. Those who apply must be willing to accept a free gift. This free gift is eternal life.
Conditions of acceptance:
Conditions of acceptance:
- All applicants must,
1) Realize they have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God.
2) Realize that Jesus paid the price for their sin by dying on the cross for them.
3) Repent and Turn away from their sins.
4) Accept Jesus Christ as their personal Savior.
5) Follow Jesus' way of life.
God will review all applications.
Ever person who has met the bove conditions will receive:
- -Automatic acceptance into heaven. A reservation will be held for them and their name will be written in the Lamb's Book of Life.
-Acceptance regardless of their sin, their past or present moral condition, race, previous religion, age, sex, nationality, marital status, or sexual preference.
-A rich welcome into the eternal Kingdom
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- Along with citizenship in Heaven, receive the benefits of heaven while here on earth. Peace, joy, freedom from burdens of life, answer to prayers and much more!
This letter may sound very simplistic regarding a topic that is so serious and eternal. Make no mistake - this is a serious subject. But making sure you get to heaven is actually as simple as meeting the conditions of this 'applocation'.
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Bart Simpson's Plan (Score:2)
Not the preferred way of course, but I really don't see why it wouldn't work.