Go back to 2001, Anonymous.
No LAN, no fun.
Let's create a FOSStore, with a Gnu bar, a Hacker bar, free hug promotions and keysigning parties!
... I'm extremely happy if I can get 6Mb/s (or 1MB if you live more than 3km away from the center)
1. Ask XKCD to make a strip about it
2. Wait a week
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.