Before I pushed the button I'd ask people way smarter than me where the Earth will be located when I show up in my desired timeframe. Orbital mechanics, universe expansion, etc dictate the Earth won't be where I am the moment I push the "I'm feeling lucky button".

I rarely look at the submitter of the article, only the article itself. Please learn not to use ad homen strategies to sooth your own ego. If you don't like the topic, don't blame the submitter or the editorial team (Sorry Rob. I didn't know how else to classify your job). Just because a certain person submitted an article doesn't meant the topic is not relevant to part of the Slashdot population.