xkcd, Devotion To Duty 167
xkcd really hit the nail on the head today.
Yes,
Confine you in an atomic bunker as soon as you can, we will soon be ready to destroy you !!!
More seriously, perhaps we are not as stupid as you think
But Monty Python is still fun
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.