Holy crap; lightbulb! I've never thought of it that way. Strong restrictions always ticked me off but clearly they work opposite from their intentions.

So I SHOULDN'T have named my hamster Kerberos?

It runs parallel to Fake Street.

No kidding, the suckers are annoying enough!

What's next? Biologists create extra hard exoskeleton on mosquito? Biologists attach wings to brown recluse?

Voodoo2! That brings back memories...with the pass through cable you needed to hook up to your 2D card..

I would think that putting windows on a warship would seriously compromise the hull integrity...

Portholes maybe... but Windows?

Turn the screw until you hear a crack then back off a few turns...

But what happens when someone comes out with Five Second Teeth? Then you're in trouble...

Noooo NOT Five, I said SIX. No one's coming up with Five..Who brushes their teeth in five seconds?

It'll only steam, not vacuum.

What I don't understand is the spacing in the icons. If SteamOS is O and the second icon (supposedly SteamBox) is [O ], why is there an extra space? Why wouldn't they have just chosen [O] or [ O ] ? Seems odd to me (or I'm just over thinking and they have a different design aesthetic).