Wow! That's quite the rancid asshole you have there! Wait... your foul asshole is even more disgusting than I thought; it's filled with feces! I scarcely thought it possible that such an amazing opportunity would present itself to my fetid cock. What say I jam my putrid penis into your appalling asshole and smooch your bowels? I can't wait until my cum mixes with your feces! What say you?

As soon as your cock spotted my rancid rectum, it became erect faster than is humanely possible! Fine... I guess I have no choice but to let you be the first to thrust his fetid cock into my repugnant asshole today. What are you waiting for? Many Slashdotters are in line behind you to screw my disgusting asshole! I need you to hurry so that I can fart out some cum-covered feces! What say you?