Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the GTX Titan-Z.
Caution: the GTX Titan-Z may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
the GTX Titan-Z contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use the GTX Titan-Z on concrete.
Discontinue use of the GTX Titan-Z if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
heart palpitations

If the GTX Titan-Z begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
the GTX Titan-Z may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, the GTX Titan-Z should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of the GTX Titan-Z, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of the GTX Titan-Z include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
the GTX Titan-Z has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt the GTX Titan-Z.
the GTX Titan-Z comes with a lifetime guarantee.

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Commodore 64 Programmers Reference Guide

One of the few topics in which I agree with most liberals.

Nothing is wrong with morals, but just because you have a moral objection to something doesn't mean i can't do it. If I had a moral objection to eating meat should I be able to force everyone else to become a vegetarian?

"TI is preventing calculator hobbyists from running their own software on calculators they bought and paid for." so, stop 'buying and paying' for them, and they will change their policies in short order.