One day games in Soviet Russia will beta test you...

Too bad you can't get Red Bull in a glass or ceramics.

Since Microsoft owns the intellectual property for gravity here on Earch, I'm just going to invent my own and make it open source for any spaceships to use.

Step 1: Russia hires you to program malware for $50K a year.

Step 2: Russia lets malware loose.

Step 3: ...

Step 4: Russia turns you in for $250K.

Step 5: Russia = Profit!!!