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Comment Re:Call me crazy (Score 1) 874

> Cats are property. Property cannot be "authorized", cannot "act", and cannot make decisions. The cat is merely a tool she uses to push the button.

Here, let me fix that sentence for you:

HUMANS are property. Property cannot be "authorized", cannot "act", and cannot make decisions. The HUMAN is merely a tool A CAT uses to GET CANS OF FOOD OPENED.

You've never "owned" a cat, have you? :D

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