So sad to see announcements for yet more products that are going to be nearly impossible to find in stock until the 2030s.

Amen! If someone is fearful enough to think remote work won't let people see "how early you show up" or "How hard I'm working", then maybe that person should grow some self-confidence and let their work speak for itself. Otherwise, they're welcome to return to the office to receive the affirmation they seek.