Hint: you you use a different test kit for each subject, contamination figures may result much lower.

About 9 years ago, my boss called a meeting with all the personnel and very clearly stated that anyone responsible for a virus breach would have been fired immediately.

So far, none happened.

Honestly, I'm more worried about strongly mistyped languages.

Bah, I just configure my screen to flip the image vertically et voilÃ!
Now the controls are to the right place.

Re-enable the "Other OS" boot option and kiss it goodbye.

Nah, won't happen...

That's democracy at work.

"No new security updates"

I'm fine with that: I'll keep reinstalling the old ones over and over until everything will be OK.

400 milli-consumers? Wow that's fucking awesome!
Oh, wait a minute... is it Imperial or Metric consumers?

640K SIMs will be enough for everybody.

I solved this 25 years ago with myopia and astigmatism.

These tools are NOT meant to let me block Twitter.
I'm disappointed

...yet.

That's because you're using an inferior operating system.
In my case, pressing the printscreen key opens a dialog kindly asking where do I want to save my screenshot.
Difficult, huh?

Hummm... no.

Source: every hosts manpage.

Wait... so we now have clear evidence of an editor actually editing something?!?

On Slashdot!?!?!

Oh my...