Clippy got resurrected and revamped aswell.
It will be now known as Sloppy.

Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all

Don't underestimate the ability of humans to sabotage the autonomous vehicles.

Hint: you you use a different test kit for each subject, contamination figures may result much lower.

About 9 years ago, my boss called a meeting with all the personnel and very clearly stated that anyone responsible for a virus breach would have been fired immediately.

So far, none happened.

Honestly, I'm more worried about strongly mistyped languages.

Bah, I just configure my screen to flip the image vertically et voilÃ!
Now the controls are to the right place.

Re-enable the "Other OS" boot option and kiss it goodbye.

Nah, won't happen...

That's democracy at work.

"No new security updates"

I'm fine with that: I'll keep reinstalling the old ones over and over until everything will be OK.

400 milli-consumers? Wow that's fucking awesome!
Oh, wait a minute... is it Imperial or Metric consumers?

640K SIMs will be enough for everybody.

I solved this 25 years ago with myopia and astigmatism.

These tools are NOT meant to let me block Twitter.
I'm disappointed

...yet.