It's time to release some daylight from the strategic daylight reserves. After so many decades of this saving, who knows how much of it we have squirreled away in some warehouse in Kansas. This will of course lower the value of daylight on the open market, but that is a risk we have to accept.

I finally understand where babies come from now. My mom said it had something to do with entanglement but it's more clear now that they come from baby wormholes.

Where did this 6GW number come from, there are only 1500 people on that island, are they all bit coin miners?

I have landed many times in a C152, and I understand your comment, but what is it exactly that you thing you could do better than the autolanding system, or is it just a vague feeling that you could do it better? I'm just asking out of interest, because I think that in general humans make terrible drivers and terrible pilots. I believe there would be fewer crashes in both cars and planes if we automated everything. Just my opinion as a programmer and a driver/pilot.

So if all the residents of Jakarta went on a diet, would that help?

And all of this was incredibly predictable.

This is from an industry that labels dead animals as "fresh".

Unless it's on the cover of Popular Mechanics then I don't believe it exists.

It seems like the number of highly trained aviation experts in the world increases by an order of magnitude every time a plane crashes.

Meanwhile, at least a hundred people die in car accidents every day just in the U.S. Every day, day after day after day after day....

I'm quite sure that the geniuses at Monster Cable have already patented some gravity cancelling cables with gold plated connectors, which will allow the sound to reach your ears at the proper angle.