Go home, Dad. You're drunk.

... and named his son Dweezil, after his mother's toenail I think. Dweezil Zappa's a freakin' incredible guitarist.

Any of these would signal that the bloom was off the rose:

• The IRS decides pledges count as income unless you're a 501(c)(3), and blocks transactions while they calculate and collect withholding. The states all pile on.
• A thriving secondary market in Kickstarter rewards emerges on eBay.
• The nonexistent reputation system (a la Craigslist) is replaced by a deeply flawed one (a la Yelp).
• The project, "An Undertaking of Great Advantage, But No One to Know What It Is" draws kilobucks in funding.