This is a battle that Java lost (along with every other language that is not called JavaScript) 20-some years ago. And yet, somehow (for better or for worse), Java has remained more-or-less relevant during that time. The notion that this space is somehow key to Java's success (or simply continued relevance) is completely addled.

There, I said it.

While we're discussing teachable moments, let's touch on "making crucial, consequential changes in staff and scope" based on "a verbal commitment".

Seriously.

Deprecated as of Windows 8.1. Unfortunately, what appears to be the only remotely adequate replacement for it requires resorting to WMI.

Sonic the Hedgehog!