After reading the summary I really thought this was an onion article.

how can I share this article on facebook ?

not so anonymous now, are you ? Geeta Dayal! *gasp* a women on slashdot !!!

an Eye tracker through the camera on your screen to see how long you look at a particular thing before you click...a few ms more compared to something that you just skim through...

they arent even necessary with sines and co-sines...you can do it manually ! (atleast thats how they do it in India) No calculators till university...

Try Modafinil...it is a cognitive enhancer...although how it acts on brain systems to enhance attention and memory is not known.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil

the kids will just google the answer.

Because somebody who works at google wouldnt leave it for nokia..:)

do you mean a hypothesis ?

I would assume that its similar to... how you consumer food when you are hungry,
when you are hungry for knowledge you consume books
when you are hungry for information you could consume the news ?
just a way of saying it in British English, I suppose

remix the remixes and later remixes the remixess

Eggs are good and bad....like everything can be good and bad depending on how you consume.. PS: this goes for things like water too and vitamins

tell them to always opt for bigger GBies and Wifys

skynet is finally here

they are taking part to prove God causes Alzheimers like all other nice things...