State of the Kernel Address (Score 2)

My fellow Americans, this kernel release marks a glorious occasion in our history. It is with great joy that I recognize the accomplishments of Mr. Torvalds; he is a fine, young man with a purpose... a purpose, in life. Only in America could a poor, disheveled Finnish refugee, with nothing but the shirt on his back and a dream, an American-inspired dream, come to our great nation and create what is probably the fastest-growing, most important new technology for the new millennium, the most important thing to ever be created for what are known as "computers," possibly since my vice president created the Internet.

My fellow Americans, please join me in congratulating Mr. Torvalds with his recent accomplishments. He is an inspiration to all.

Thank you, and God bless.