Advice, amigos: abscond to an alternative architecture attaining ascendancy with accelerating alacrity -- adopt Android.

As always, an attempt to annihilate all anarchistic apps, and arrogantly administer all an appliance's activities, affirms Apple's antediluvian and authoritarian attitude. Advocating the adoption of Apple apparatus is astoundingly anachronistic.

Right, we *know* why it'd be hard in real life, because we *all* know proprioception is highly individualized and not just included in our DNA with the body plan. Didn't they cover *any* motor-cognitive neuroscience in your high-school gym class?</sarcasm>