Or, y'know, it could just be that people with pet allergies tend to not have pets because of their allergies.

You make it sound like the extradition itself is going to kill him. It's not. It may make him more likely to kill himself, but that's what suicide watch is for. Threatening to kill himself is not going to get him out of an extradition.

And people in jail are put on suicide watch all the time. That doesn't mean that they stop their prosecution of them, they just keep them from hurting themselves. Expressing an intent to kill yourself does not get you off the hook for committing a crime.

Why would the threat of him committing suicide matter for his extradition?

Wrong. They put the "Call of Duty" back into the title when they realized that consumers couldn't associate the title without "Call of Duty" in the name.

Why the fuck would he buy a Mac to play games?

Of course, we'll also need an oversight group to make sure that the oversight group is doing what they're supposed to be doing.

Is this really a situation that you can't figure out on your own? Are you even capable of dressing yourself without help? For that matter, how did this make the front page of Slashdot? Is this a common occurrence that perplexes a large portion of the readership? I eagerly await the day when I see the headline "Ask Slashdot: What Should I Have for Breakfast?"

Photog? Litho? You can't be bothered to type those out?

pet peeve

But "orphaned" works are not in the public domain. They're still protected by copyright, but no one knows who holds the copyright. It may be that no living person or existing corporate entity does. Unfortunately, thanks to copyright law, they don't just enter the public domain, and thus no one can reprint or republish them.

Get the fuck outta here!

You're not investing, you're buying. If I purchase an Acura because it has a better interior, I'm buying it for my own personal enjoyment, not because I expect that it will hold value better or be worth more in the future. Your comment is akin to saying that it's "not worth the investment" to buy steak over hamburger because it all turns to shit eventually.

...you're joking about Serenity, right?

Wouldn't matter. I'm not giving someone else my phone so they can change the channel.