Hong Kong Ditty (Score 1)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a Hong Kong trip
That started from LinuxWorld
Aboard this open source ship.

The mate was mighty Maddog Hall,
The vendors brave and sure.
RaQ 3i and Qube2 were whored that day
For a free sourcin' tour, a free sourcin' tour.

The products were the best in class,
The eServer product was launched,
If not for StarOffice and Applixware
Office market would be lost, the office market would be lost.

The show was stocked with wares from many Linux shops
With SGI
and Compaq too,
IBM and HP,
The Sybase guys
With Gateway and LinuxTimes,
Here on LinuxWorld Isle.

So this is the thread of the Linux show,
We wish we all were there,
We'll have to make the best of things,
since we couldn't afford the fare.

SGI and Maddog too,
Have made the show so very cool,
Allowing folks to show their wares,
Despite Feng Shi hordin' shares.

No cost, no Bill and open sorce,
Not a single MS screen,
Like the "Red Hat for Dummies" read,
As mainstream as can be.

So join us here each show my freinds,
You're sure to get a smile,
Open source penetrates ole' Hong Kong
Here on LinuxWorld' Isle."