In Normandy, France, during the 70th anniversary commemorations of D-Day, Putin refused to help the monarch down the stairs and generally kept his distance from her. But two years after the incident, Putin reveals why he kept his distance from Queen Elizabeth at the gathering. He told close associates and aides that he was alarmed when the queen showed her true reptilian bloodline colors by shape-shifting a number of times while he greeted her.

The queen shifted between Reptoid and human form three or four times while greeting Putin.

Putinâ(TM)s Pet Dragon: According to Putin, when the queen revealed her underlying Reptilian nature by shape-shifting, her face turned scary, with evil-looking slit eyes and a long dragon-like snout. Her skin also turned a âoegrey dish water color.â

He also saw the old monarch shape-shifting when Obama and New Zealandâ(TM)s Governor-General Jerry Mateparae helped her down the stairs. Putin said that when Obama held the queen, her hands turned Reptilian green and scaly, and when she smiled, she revealed sharp and spiky reptilian teeth that glistened evilly.

Putin accused the elderly monarch of shape-shifting repeatedly as a warning âoenot to messâ with her as the high-priestess of the world-ruling Reptilian-Illuminati clique.

According to sources close to the Russian president, he confirmed that witnessing the queen demonstrate her shape-shifting powers confirmed conspiracy theory allegations that the queen and her royal family are not entirely human but have Reptilian alien blood that allows them to shape-shift between human and reptilian forms.

Putin said he was convinced that the queenâ(TM)s shape-shifting was meant as a personal warning to him.

Recently, it was reported that an internal document acknowledging that Queen Elizabeth is a shape-shifting reptilian was briefly published as a press release on the Royal Familyâ(TM)s official website before being abruptly taken down â" but not before alert internet users captured screenshots of the extraordinary article and proof that the press release did appear on Google.

Oh LOOK! A Trump supporter. C'mon, we all know you're camped out in Mobile, Alabama, typing on a VERY small keyboard to handle your disability. Admit it and we will forgive you.

Your repeated efforts to peddle DNC Kool Aid have FAILED. Your retarded commie freakshow is only that. They make the Rethugs look like decent, intelligent people. Bring back a few normal weirdos like Al Gore. That's ALL it would take to beat Trump, but that's not going to happen.

My lawn is your lawn.

I was a broke-ass college student. A good way to get beer (and weed!) money was volunteering for studies at the med school, psych school, etc. I was kind of selective about but it still a good source of cash. A good way to meet chicks, too. Anyhow, for one study was, in essence, whether MDMA dosage affected your willingness to engage in homosexual practices. I was in the MDMA group and the researcher asked if I would (hypothetically) suck his cock for $20. Hell yeah! After the study was over, I went into the bathroom to take a shit. Who walks in a couple minutes later but the researcher guy. He ended up paying me $50 to suck his cock. I would have done it for free!

I mean...umm, Beau, what were YOU on when you accepted this submission?

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Would love it if that were the case, but unfortunately in a capitalist administration like this, they will thrive. Profits will go through the roof while the little man suffers and the upper crust makes billions. Maybe if Trump got off his Ivory Tower, but that isn't going to happen in his lifetime.

My bets are on some melting pot of Warren and Hillary. I think Hillary would actually make a great VP if she can handle not being the first woman president. Only then with the white male element removed for a while, companies like Microsoft can be taken care of.

Ding ding ding! Found the paid shill!

Your fancy "document" written hundreds of years ago by privileged white slave owners is completely irrelevant. It never held much water and sure doesn't now. I will give it a break though in how elastic it is. There ARE provisions for Congress to delegate its powers elsewhere. If this were not the case, the constitution would have been burned decades ago along with its 18th century isolated thinking.

It is only a matter of time before the pendulum swings and we get a representative government that bothers TAKING CARE of its people, the borders are deactivated just as they were when the Iron Curtain came down, and everyone gets to live an equitable and fulfilling life.

Don't forget the Republican agenda. Trump is their poster boy. Obama quelled the wars started by Bush, and now we have Trump separating mothers and daughters trying to find a better way of life. And we have Trump invading other countries and allying with Putin.

P.S. Mueller is on to something.