If keyboards were designed for typing they wouldn't be QWERTY keyboards! They were designed to slow typists so the typewriter didn't jam! It was also choosen over other arrangements as you can type 'typewriter' entirely on the top row.

Use a camera that outputs colour and you can soon generate the desired bias.

I'd be suprised if supermarkets hadn't thought about this for their trolleys - only put off by price of course. Clearly 'analogue' restrictions are often cheaper than digital ones.

I know of only one - the UK Pirate Party hosted one which they were requested to take down and threatened with legal action if they did not comply. I believe some other proxies hosted in the UK may also have been shutdown by similar legal action against them.

TPB reported an increase in traffic from the UK with the court order. This wouldn't affect me, I still use TPB - despite the blocks. Oh, and my ISP at work with that nice 25Mb symetrical fibre line...that doesn't block TPB

I know it doesn't fit the 'hand held' part of the requirements, but in education there's a tool designed for viewing printed documents on a projector.
SMART does a document camera which has a built in stand to hold it over the text, an LED light to help in low light conditions, and will output to VGA or DVI/HDMI directly with no need for a computer, so you can just plug straight into a modern TV or any computer monitor. It also can act as a USB webcam as well.
It does wonderful resolution (720p isn't bad for what is basically a webcam) - the only downside is the price: £450 - there are cheaper alternitives by other brands but they lack the image quality and often the direct VGA outputs.

Faraday Cages are all very well, but undergound is the way to go. Cave, bunkers etc are age old 'technology' for hiding from all manor of weapons. 2 meters of rock tends to work.

We have a (very nice) audio recorder which is about the size of a walkman and records to SD card in MP3 or WAV formats when the big red button is pressed.
We use it for recordings where qulity is important so have a high end one, (Roland I think the brand is) but actually there are dictaphones which record to SD cards which will probably cover your use.

I find the Ubuntu server CD doesn't install nearly as much excess crap. Who needs anything but a commandline anyhow?
Who, what me use Ubuntu? No, migrated over to Debian since Ubuntu added Unity. ;)

I'm am currently downloading using Transmission on Ubuntu with Pirate Bay as one of my trackers. It could not find any downloads on my IP. I call this site out, it can't cope with the scale of the issue to actually be doing this. Even it admits that private trackers stop it from picking you up.....

I know these aren't the cheapest, but I can backup claims of what they will do, and that they're good. Not mostly using the mesh network stuff, but they do work nicely, and the centralized key management and easy configuration is a massive advantage.

""They" is about the dumbest son of a bitch I have ever met."

""They" are". Not ""They" is"

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

And yes, I agree, 'they' often are wrong. The wallet is not just for carrying cash in, it carries your identity which many people are not about to hand over to a centralized database of iris scans, and all a credit card along with your signature or pin number is is an identity. Wallets also carry other more personal things safely - like the picture of your wife/girlfriend/child etc, your receipts and even somewhere to put your ultra high capacity super micro usb pen drive.

Magic roundabouts are great fun. Biker gangs are scared of them, and grown men fear driving through them. They make everyone think about things and not drive on autopilot. There's also one in Hemel Hempstead near me, I did it twice as a learner driver. When you have roundabouts on your test, they simply aren't a problem.

Connect to google DNS/open DNS etc and resolve domain
Connect to ISP DNS and resolve domain
Compare 2 results, if 2 do not match, flag up censorship.
Not 100% foolproof yet...but probably simple enough to create a shell script to automatically go through domains checking.
Obviously it will take time, but DNS queries are small, have lots going at a time, bit more programming and suddenly the blacklist is very secret anymore....

This isn't entirely true...BT infrastructure supports FTTC now (in some areas). BTs deal on it is capped at 300GB a month Fair usage policy, but this just throttles your upto 40Mb connection to 2Mb! The 10Mb upload is unaffected I think.

This tech is avalible to other companies via BT wholesale, and Andrews and Arnold offer it, where you simply pay for a bandwidth you use. No caps, no network management, native IPv6, you just buy as much bandwidth as you want for the month, in blocks of 100GB off peak and I think 25GB peak. Massive downloading is fine by them if you pay for what you use!