I compensate for this by writing in Hebrew.
Try adjusting to that, righties.

Interestingly, that was the same point made by the first comment posted to the story that TFA references.

http://dvice.com/archives/2010/09/holy-moly-tract.php [dvice.com]

Yes, but only supernovae from the Champagne region in Françe may call themselves Champagne supernovae.

I'm a drupal developer, and I agree.

Agreed. But someone has to find a use for unreasonable devices like the iPad.

Was it the gay community that "distorted" those words, or was it the straight community that forced them upon the gay community?

I like your Latin-based distinction of "free" better than the free-as-in-beer v.s. free-as-in-speech method.
I'll have to remember it for the next time I give a speech on OSS at the Roman senate.

I've always been curious about this quote ... are communists, trade unionists, and Jews the only groups of people known to speak up?

I'd like to believe that monarchists, Zen Buddhists, the PTA, and a few Presbyterians would get involved before I need to leave my couch.

I met a gentleman last night who recently purchased a Droid phone and claimed that it's the first mobile phone that he's ever owned. When I asked him why he didn't own one before, he responded:

"I thought cell phones were only useful for buying drugs."

I think he also has a 5-digit slashdot user id

"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

"3G" is how y'all in the South write shorthand for "did you eat, did you eat, did you eat?"

The Selection Sort's soundtrack was quite fun!

It feels like your head is going to explode at the end, and the final pass is the sound of brain matter splattering across the pages of your algorithms textbook.

"One and a half million Facebook users die each year."

That's about 3 times as many annual deaths as tobacco users!
Where's the Bureau of Alcohol, Twitter, and Facebook when you need them?

...neither of which would satisfy the users that are still happy with Drupal 5.

I bet Edmond Dantès feels like an asshole for planning such an unnecessarily elaborate escape after reading TFA.