... I will create a Moquito that can see farts! Thus ending the age old question of "Who dealt it?"

Not if she lists it as Fuckyoufacebookers, Neverfindmeville

The title of this makes me feel like I should be a yellow circle and running from ghosts...

Hahaha you sir are a genius. With that said, I'm going downstairs to make a glass and obey our new cryptic overlord

Coincidently, that whole wall of text you wrote was in fact the decoded version of the voynich manuscript. Refernce Sites: 1) Wikipedia.com 2) Slashdot.org 3) IllWillPress.com

At least we can look on the bright side. Because it's black, PC was telling the truth in that Mac commercial when he said "It's not gonna have any of the problems Vista had, Trust me.". Cheeky bastards.

Authorities released a second statement saying "We're sorry for all the trouble we might have caused Tom Cruise. This was all a simple misunderstanding of the terms "Slave" and "Cult". ......All your base are belong to us."

Sooooo our shuttles AREN'T going to have "Made in China" on the bottom?

... Scientists have engineered a bacteria able to glow when a land mine is detected. There's a lot of buzz at the facility about this breakthrough. Trucks have been seen bringing lots of stereo equipment, strobe lights, exstacy, and international techno dj, Tiesto. In other news, still no solution for aids, the recession, or galactic travel.

Terrific idea! I'll get working on little "goo flags" we can use to mark the locations of "suspected" mines.

2012 isn't going to end the world and wipeout man-kind. If it did, our robotic overlords would have no one to control, and that's just silly.

Dammit all. There's goes my hopes and dreams for Mario Jerk-off Party, Dyke Tyson's Tits Out, and Wii Fist :(

furthermore... I love that Microsoft is now doing what it does best by targeting a younger audience. Setting them up for a lifetime of disappointment... at least til they start using linux.

... since when did Michael Jackson start posting topics here?

only because a good percentage of the female population would just stand there, staring at the screen in limbo trying to decide if they should get off the phone or not. God forbid if they were at the register and got a text message...