This is probably the funniest first post I've read. It's "original". Great work :D

Maybe. There is a Seinfeld episode with Festivus, opposed to Christmas etc. "The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger. My son tells me your company STINKS!"

Yes, but you need the Greasemonkey plugin :)