If headlines can be worded awkwardly, should we?

Being pedantic for its own sake is bad enough, but it takes a special kind of cluelessness to be pedantic while explaining somebody their own joke.

So you don't have a smartphone in your pocket?

I can't tell if you are a shizophrenic or one of those random text generators intended to circumvent spam detection.

+1 funny

Wikipedia says that "The Netherlands has the 16th largest economy in the world, and ranks 7th in GDP (nominal) per capita."

Did you mean "DO NOT WANT!"?

Also, the vacuum would only suck real money.

Have you factored the meaning of the word "humour" into your interpretation of GP's post?

Alright, sorry for my inaccuracy.

SO it's like a really shitty keyboard?

So this is really like an extremely complicated, barely functional synthesizer?

There sure is a lot of guessing going on there... very insightful.

I never thought there'd be a way to look like even more of a douche than missing the point entirely and posting inappropriately smug and condescending comments on Slashdot. Oh wait, there isn't.

Spotify isn't an online music store; it started out as a music streaming service. They are actually doing very well, I've been using Spotify for over a year now and can't even imagine going back to anything else. The Spotify client allows me to purchase mp3's, manage my local library which I ripped from my CD's, and gives me a mind bogglingly huge array of music ready to sream at any time.

I strongly recommend you give it a try. Dont listen to the naysayers; people who complain about the recent restrictions on free accounts should really consider that a subscription which grants [b]unlimited[/b] access costs $5/month.

Actually, lots of people let random persons sleep in the spare room of their house. There is even a very popular website to facilitate this concept.